Beiber

Aden:" mom I don't like Justin Beiber. I just like his songs. Some
boys don't like him but just like his songs like me right??"
Me:" uh huh"
Aden:" ok. Then I'm one of those kinda guys."

Cleanin

Aden:" mom. Good you have a little kid to do cleanin and stuff..."

I'm 99% sure he was being sarcastic

Great Grandma

Aden on Great Grandma (85 yrs) with the fruit snacks.
Aden:" I miss her mom. And you know what so funny about her mom?"
Me:" what?"
Aden:" she like repeats herself! She says " uh huh what" alot"
He giggles and shakes his head....

Email

Sending a video Aden made to his friend via email.
He sighs and says" how come it takes so long when they live next door?"
Giggle

Birthday

Me:" Aden what should we get sister for her birthday?"
Aden:" ummm. A big pile offffff chips."
He says this with sarcasm and eyebrows raised. Lmfao.

Irony

Me: finally relaxing after working 10 hours reading FML.com.
Violet: running over to me, blows in my face and says " how does my
breath smell?"

Ugh.

Jim Croce

Jim Croce: " meaner than a junkyard dog."
Aden:" peeing on a junkyard dog!" " mommy why does he sing that?!"
Shaking his head...