In trouble

Me:" Aden if you act up in school again your kindle fire will be taken away for two days."
Aden:" no!!!!!!! "
Me:" well then don't misbehave."
Aden:" you know if you take my kindle away how am I going to tell you what the weather is? Huh? Have you thought about that?"

Ugh. Pulling hair out trying not to laugh

2013 Baby

We're Back!  And the kids are now 8 and 9.  Oh Lordy!  Catch up!

Me:" what's you're favorite thing in school today?"
Aden:" art."
Me:" welllllllll what about art?"
Aden:" it was epic."

Aden: MOM! We have like 72 dollars saved in our change jar!"
Me: "AWEEEESOMMMEEEEE"
Aden: We can like almost buy a real car! Like me and Violet can drive soon!"
Me laughing. and laughing.and laughing.

Doing homework with Aden. Aden:" the opposite of narrow issssssss..... Ummmmm. Mom my choices are behind and wide.". Me:" I dunno bud." Aden:" yeah. It's behind." Me:" why do you say that?" Aden:" welllllllll a behind is a butt and it's the opposite of narrow."

Yeah. Who's kid has a mom with a big booty? This lady.

Violet:" mom. At target. There's this safe. And you can change the combination. On the safe. You see where I'm going with this? Huh huh?"

Me:"ahahahahahahah. No."


Me:"You know it's going to be an interesting year when I have to explain to my kids that mummers pee in our alley!!!! Whooohooooo"

Me:" Come on kids! Time for bed!" all said with a smile on my face because it means I finally have mommy time....
Aden:" what day is it?"
Me:" Sunday which means tomorrow is?"
Vi:" Great. Tomorrow is the suckiest day of all time...Monday."

I had NO idea that 9 years old was the new 13.

Violet" mom mom mom! The scariest thing just happened!"
Me:" what!"
Violet:" there's sparks inside the microwave!!!!"
Me:" what's in it?!"
Violet:" aluminum foil....."

Jesus we've almost blown up twice this week.


Pulled over by cop
Aden:" why'd he pull us over?!"
Me:" because I was talkin on the phone I guess it's illegal"
Aden:" well I'm gonna tell him you do that allllll the time"

Work

Aden:" why did you want to have babies mom?"
Me:" cause I wanted babies to love them.."
Aden:" nope. One time you said you wanted kids so they can work for
you."
Lol

Dogs

Aden:" do people eat dogs?"
Me:" no."
Aden:" yeah but what if I had a mom who got me a dog and we didn't
have food and she ate the dog and I would cry."
Me" uhhhh I wouldn't eat your dog honey.
Sent from my iPhone

School

Aden:" you wanna know sumptin that's bad I don't like about school?"
Vi:" sure
Aden:" you never get to call out."

Socks

Violet:" aden just said my thing is ugly."
Me:" aden. Keep your thoughts to yourself."
Aden:" keep my socks to myself!!!! You are totally crazy mom."

Plausable

Aden:" what does plausable mean?"
Violet:" like it could happen or something."
Aden:" I think it means... Awesome..."