Toll Booth

Aden:" mom. Why did that toll lady wear gloves on her hands when she
gave you money?"
Me:" it's so she doesn't get people sick or vice versa."
Aden:" oh! So she wears them so like people don't throw up on her
hands right??"

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Mouth

In the car I gave Aden some of my water.

Aden:"Fanks mom. You gave me water cause you don't want my mouth to
burn right?"

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Electricate

Aden:" mom. Did you know that when you go peepee on a fence that has
electric power then you electricate your peepee all da way in your
body!!!"

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Friends

Aden:" mom. Don't you wish this. Don't you wish our friends lived
above us and below us like a sammich?"

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Little kids

Violet's note. She is 6 and little. WTF she cracks me up.

Looks

Me:" oh Aden I look like such an old, plain, ugly mom today."
Aden:" no you don't look like that!"
Me:" what do I look like then?"
Aden:" you just look like normal."

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Class party

Me:" hey Vi, whatcha wanna being to the class party? Brownies? Cup
cakes?"
Vi:" nope I think my classmates would enjoy something from CVS
Pharmacy."

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Babies

Me:" Matty will have babies some day."
Aden:" when you have kids I'm gonna give you a nuckle sandwhich!"

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Thinking Man

Me:  "Hey guys we are going to the Franklin Institute to watch a movie!"
Aden:" HEY!  I know dis place!  It's where they have the statuve of the man who's always THINKING!  You know mom!  He says " I'm thinkin......I'm thinkin.....I'm thinkin....but he never has a PLAN!"

Bagel

Aden:" hey mom. Is this bagel made out of puss?"

He says this loud in the coffee shop and very seriously

Hairy

I wish I could put voice recordings on here. Was sittin on the couch
with Aden when he starts saying in a weird high pitch voice "Who sees
my hairrry pits!"

Crystal pee pee

Aden:" This magical crystal candy is makin me havin to pee like all
day. Isn't that weird mom?"

Ghost Busters

Aden saw these three people dressed in Ghost Buster Authentic outfits
at the market. He yells because he can't contain his excitement. He
yells

"Mmoooooommmm!!! Look! They are from outer space!!!!!!! Ask em if day
knowed aliens!"

Park Life

Violet:" Moooooommmmm! Aden's talking to a stranger man!"
Aden begins to run toward me yelling "Wellll he didn't killll me!"

Baby Shower

Me:" You guys gotta get to bed. Tomorrow is the Baby shower for Jen."

Aden:" Mom. I don't wanna see a baby pop out of her belly tomorrow all wet."

Violet:" Aden. It's a baby shower but the baby doesn't get a shower."

Aden:" SOOOOOOOO the baby doesn't pop out and take a shower?"

From the Baby Sitter Brennan

Last time I babysat Aden

Aden: "Why don't you want to race me"
Me: "I can't I'm tired, I'm getting too old!"
Aden: "You're not old!"
Me: "What do you mean I'm not old"
Aden: "You don't have a big belly!" (after taking a closer look at me) "....Ummmm.... okay you're a little old!"

Poops

At the play ground Aden has to poop. So we run down to the coffee
shop run in the bathroom he sits real fast on the can and shouts
" oh poooop sweeeetttt poooooppp"

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Worry bug

Violet:" look Aden! I made you a worry bug in school it's for you!"
Aden:" what's it for?"
Violet:" Well. You squeeze it and squeeze it and you don't hafta
worry about it just the worry bug has to worry cause you're squeezing
it reeeal hard."

Rock station 94.1

Aden:" Mom. You hear dis song? It's the rock I grew up with. I
think I remember it from when I was little."

The station's slogan is "the rock you grew up with". The song he
"knows" is ACDC. Haha

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Internet

Aden:"Mom. I need you to go on the Internet to find out why flies
like poop. It's like so weird!"

Face paint

Afterwards all day he kept asking me if people were afraid of him
because he looked like an tiger/cheetah thingy.

Let's Play Catch Up

Here are some oldies but goodies!

Aden: "Mom. I talked to the babysitter last night about the Philly fananic. He thinks he's real. Do you think he's real?"
Me:" ummmm. Well what do YOU think?"
Aden:" hmmm I think that he's real and not a human. There's just no way a HUMAN can look like that!"


Me:" Aden. You are going to need to chill out a be quiet for a minute."
Aden:" Ok mom. I'll be quiet like a......HOT DOG!!!!! Cause hot dogs are like soooooo quiet and they just sit there and look at you and are like super chill."

Violet:" Mom. It scares me when you say crap."( she's laughing...)
Aden:" Well Mom when you say ffffffffffuuuuu( he looks up at my grandparents) I mean crap I don't gets scared." ( he's being very matter of fact)

Since Aden got Iron Man flip flops he keeps tilting his sunglasses to the base of his nose and leaning against the wall while snapping his fingers before answering questions....

Violet: ". Mom!!!!! Wake up there's an emergency!!! I cannot find my cute skirt!"

Aden: "Mom when I was in your belly you know how did you pick my name?
Me: "Wellllll your father picked your name.
Aden: "Ohhhhhh.... Soooooo you mean he liked Aden better than hmmmm you know like better than jerk or poophead?

Aden: "Mom, when you die it'll be ok cause god will bring you back to life right?"
Me: "Ummmm prob not Aden
Aden:" Wait! So you're tellin me that god brought his son back and NOT YOU!!!! That's soooo bad!!!!

Kid walks in with a cast on his arm:
Aden:" What happened to his arm!
Me: "He prob didn't listen to his mom and jumped off the couch.
Aden:" Good thing I only jump ON the couch huh mom....

Aden played chef tonight at dinner....
Me:" Chef needs to eat his apples"
From the kitchen came a high pitched voice mimicking me
Aden:" Chef's mom is dead so Chef can do whatever he wants...."

Movie night at my house with vi and Aden goes like this " why is he in white? Why is he dirty? He's got a big mouth don't he mom? Why is the boat there? Is he sad? Is he mad? Why is he sweating?" This goes on for 168 minutes.


Soooo I had classic rock in the car and stepped out to take a quick call when I see Aden dancing clapping his hands with his eyes shut in the car. So I'm like sweet my son likes rock. When I get into the car I realize he changed the station to the Gospel station.....

Violet was reading outloud for school and the book was about ships. She has a slight lisp from losing her front teeth so every paragraph she says ship but it sounds like SHIT. Aden was listening and every time she said ship he said "Ooooohhhh you're in trouble.....". This went on for 20 minutes.

Aden: "Mom. If I don't touch my pee pee when I go pee, do I have to wash my hands still?"

Violet is using a pencil as a magic wand. I hear..

Violet: " Aden you will now play with me and do everything I tell you!"

Aden:" yeah but it's not working. Maybe your wand is broke"