Santa

Aden:" mom. Does Santa look at me when I'm naked?"
Me:" no."
Aden:"fank goodness...."

Cookies

Aden:" I love cookies."
Me:" I know"
Aden:". How'd you know that?"
Me:" cause everyone likes cookies."
Aden:" not everyone mom."
Me:" Like who? Who doesn't like cookies??"
Aden:"mom. like old people."

Moe moe

Kids playing a game launching a little moe moe toy down the stairs...

Violet very in charge sounding:". Aden. We need to launch moe moe at a
target."
Aden half smiling trying not to laugh:" I got da perfect target. My
buuuuuttt!"

Lol

China

Aden:". Mom that's so weird that udder people are called my name.
There's anudder Aden in my class!"
Me:" yeah bud! There's a lot of people named Aden and a lot of people
with my name but not many people with Violet's name."

He takes a deep breath and very intensly says...

Aden:" Mom. But there's a lot of people named Violet in China right
mom."

Lmfao.

Cat Stevens

Me:" Violet isn't this record so cool? It's Cat Stevens."
Violet fake yawns and says
" speaking of Cat..... Umm I wanna go to sleep... Nite ma."

Geez.

GNU

Aden:" mommy what does GNU spell?"
Me:" GNU"
Aden:" new? Ohhhhhhh right."
Me:" no. It doesn't spell new it spells GNU."
Aden:" ohhhhhhh new."
This goes on and on

Santy clause

Aden:". Mom." ( leaning his back against the wall with his legs crossed)
" I totallllly talked to Ms. Taggart about Santi Clause today."
Me:" oh yeah?? What'd you guys talk about?"
Aden:" Iiiiiiii told her Iiiiiii knew about Santy's nice and super bad
list andddd she said that I'd we be bad then we go on da bad list. I
told her I already knowed alllll of that. Good fing I'm gooder right?"