Pee Pee

Aden is jumping up and down

Me: " Aden.  Go potty."
Aden:" I don't have to go potty."
Me:" Then why are you grabbing your pee pee?"
Aden:"  Just because Mom.  Just. Because. I. Want.To."

LOLOLOLOL
If only you could hear his voice when he said this....

Stink bug

Aden:"Mom. Dis boy had a stink bug on his hand. If you throw it on
the ground and stomp on it den it will fart!!!!"

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Coffee

Me:" please stop asking questions Aden. I really need coffee first."
Aden:" mom. Don't you know coffee makes people go out of their mind?

He then proceeds to repeat all of his questions.

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HERO

 At the spray park

Two 10 year old boys are shooting all the little kids in the eye with a squirt gun. Violet decides to take matters into her own hands after they make a girl cry. She walks straight up to them and says really loud

" Hey! You want this!!!!!!!!"

She is holding up her fist while doing the karate kid pose. She holds it for like 30 seconds and says

 "I didn't think you wanted my nuckle sandwich!!!!!"

Flys

Fly lands on my my food right before I take a bite.

Aden:" You know mom. You know what that fly's doin when he lands? Ya see when he lands as soon as he lands he is pooping."

Appetite ruined. Thanks son.

Bavin suits

Aden:" mom I can even believe it! This kid is so nanoyin. She has
half a bavin suit on and I can see parts of her booty. Yuck. And her
mom don't speak English so she's jest laughing. But I have no idea
why!"

The kid was like a 10 month old at the spray park.

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Death according to Aden

Aden: " Mom. What happens when people die?"
Me:" I don't know really cause I never died...What do you think Aden?"
Aden:" Well I fink that people die and their inside soul goes out of their dead body and floats into udder peoples bodies and they can turn colors like blue or orange while they are in there. They can then either take over that body or that person can take some of their soul."