In the Car

Violet:"Aden.  Don't you dream about the sky!"

Aden:" No Violet.(shaking his head)  I only dream about Super Heros fighting for freedom....."

Violet:" Oh...."

I can do whatever I want

Cleaning the room
Aden:" mom! Why are you putting all my toys like that!"
Me:" because Aden. Mommy can do whatever she wants cause I'm a mommy."
Aden:" so are you gonna go out and hit people now? Come on mom..."

Lol

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Grown up

Aden:" mom. Don't you have being a grown up? It's not fun right?"
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Contact booty

Aden on the couch saying

" I decided I'm gonna contact my butt to destroy my pee pee"

Me:" Aden you need your pee pee"
Aden:" ok then I'll contact my butt to contact my pee pee and they
will destroy the world"

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Chocolate poop

Aden on the couch while I'm trying to get work done...After a few minutes I realize he's saying

" I want to put chocolate in my booty like chocolate poopyness"

Katy Perry song "if we ever meet again"

Aden singing to this song
"I'll never be the gay... If we ever meet again"

Supposed to say "I'll never be the same, if we ever meet again"
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Birthday

Me:"Aden and Violet. We are gonna BBQ and have cake and ice cream and
sing happy birthday to Violet."
Aden:" awwww man! Everytime you make me sing happy berfday it's like
disterving to me."

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