Violet and recording music

Violet:" Mom. I want to record tonight. I want to record "my
milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" song."
Me:" ummm ok. "
Violet:" I want to change the words to "my milkshake brings all the
boys to the........ BRIDGE!!! Or GARAGE!!!!! Well fix that song real
good!"

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Steamed Broccoli

Violet:" oh so you put broccoli on my plate.... I'm not eating it."
Me:"Yes. You are. Don't you know what broccoli does for you and your
body?"
Violet:" No I'll tell ya what it does! It burns your mouth!"

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Old age per Miss Violet

Violet:" Mommy. How old are you?"
Me:" Well I'm 29"
Violet:" Holy Guacamole!!!! That's olllldddd!!!!!!"
Violet:" How old is Robbie?"
Me:" 32 I think"
Violet:" Whoooooah! I thought you were old but that's super duper old!"

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Love note to grandma pt 2

The love note within...

Love note to grandma pt 1

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Learn to Speak Atlantic City

Violet:" MOM!!!  Do you know what DOO DOO means in Atlantic City language?"
Me:" Uhhhhhh.   No?"
Violet:" It's like slang for Poop."

Gothic Violet

Violet throwing a fit after being told no ice cream...

Violet:" alls I'm having is destruction. You know what that means!!!!
Destruction is ruining my whole day"

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