Work

Aden:" why did you want to have babies mom?"
Me:" cause I wanted babies to love them.."
Aden:" nope. One time you said you wanted kids so they can work for
you."
Lol

Dogs

Aden:" do people eat dogs?"
Me:" no."
Aden:" yeah but what if I had a mom who got me a dog and we didn't
have food and she ate the dog and I would cry."
Me" uhhhh I wouldn't eat your dog honey.
Sent from my iPhone

School

Aden:" you wanna know sumptin that's bad I don't like about school?"
Vi:" sure
Aden:" you never get to call out."

Socks

Violet:" aden just said my thing is ugly."
Me:" aden. Keep your thoughts to yourself."
Aden:" keep my socks to myself!!!! You are totally crazy mom."

Plausable

Aden:" what does plausable mean?"
Violet:" like it could happen or something."
Aden:" I think it means... Awesome..."

Tron

Aden:" yeah see that guy mom?"
Me:" uh huh"
Aden:" he dies."
Me:" Aden! Don't tell the ending of the movie!"
Aden:" oh. Yeah he don't die... Lol"

Laugh

Aden:" sooo do babies parents teach them how to laugh orrr do they
already know how to laugh?"

Birthday

Eva:" Aden. What do you want for your birthday?"

Aden pauses for a bit thinking and says:" how much money do you have?"

Lol

JustinBeiber

Eeny Meenie Miny Moe song...

Aden singing his heart out " Shawny is a eeny beanie mimeyed moed
lova!!!!!!"

Football

Aden:" Hey Mom. I fink it's weird they call it football when they
don't use their feets actually...."

Beiber

Aden:" mom I don't like Justin Beiber. I just like his songs. Some
boys don't like him but just like his songs like me right??"
Me:" uh huh"
Aden:" ok. Then I'm one of those kinda guys."

Cleanin

Aden:" mom. Good you have a little kid to do cleanin and stuff..."

I'm 99% sure he was being sarcastic

Great Grandma

Aden on Great Grandma (85 yrs) with the fruit snacks.
Aden:" I miss her mom. And you know what so funny about her mom?"
Me:" what?"
Aden:" she like repeats herself! She says " uh huh what" alot"
He giggles and shakes his head....

Email

Sending a video Aden made to his friend via email.
He sighs and says" how come it takes so long when they live next door?"
Giggle

Birthday

Me:" Aden what should we get sister for her birthday?"
Aden:" ummm. A big pile offffff chips."
He says this with sarcasm and eyebrows raised. Lmfao.

Irony

Me: finally relaxing after working 10 hours reading FML.com.
Violet: running over to me, blows in my face and says " how does my
breath smell?"

Ugh.

Jim Croce

Jim Croce: " meaner than a junkyard dog."
Aden:" peeing on a junkyard dog!" " mommy why does he sing that?!"
Shaking his head...

Games

Aden:" awe tarter sauce! Dis dude trasformers gonna destroy me!"

Playing transformers video game.

Boss

Me:" Aden if I'm gonna give you a treat then you have to throw away
the wrapper dude."
Aden:" Ok mom. But I really wish Moms weren't the boss of me."

Time

Violet and Aden discussing school

Aden:" Like Violet you were like in kindergarten, and first grade not that long till you gots there and then second grade not that long and then fast to like third grade!  Is that cause you can read???"
Violet:" Oh Aden you little bubby.  Times flies.  Time. Flies."

test

Music with Aden

Listening to Metronomy with Aden

Aden:" I really like this band and I really love them too"

Me:" uhhh what do you mean?"

Aden:"Well I really like them AND Love them.  Well I don't know what I mean actually...."