Dog humans

A dog barked and coughed...

Violet:" aweeeeeeeeeee mom! That dog sounds like a human!"
Aden:" duh violet. Dats cause they are humans.. Dog humans."

He's like so serious.

Dreams

Got Aden " how to train your dragon" pajamas. He sighs as he holds
them and says
" now I can dream about dragons during the day and at night mom..."

So cute

Advice

Violet-7 yrs
Ocean-4 yrs

All of us at the dinner table talking when Ocean raises his hand
patiently so he can get a word in. ( my kids don't stop talking)

Violet:" Ocean. I have advice for YOU! DO NOT raise your hand if you
don't know the answer. It won't get you anywheres!"

Ocean just nodded.

Baby daddys

My boyfriend, my kids and I went out to eat. The waitress gets them
talking real good.

Waitress:" awe. You're daddy is really nice."
Aden:" that's not my daddy. He's away for a long time he lives near
my house."
Violet:" that's not my daddy he lives in florida and I don't see him
much."

I'm sure this lady thought I was a whore. Lmfao.

Candy poop

Aden:" mommy. I gotta go potty."
Me:" okey doke. Have fun"
Aden:" but I'm doin da kind that falls outta yer butt"
Me:" oh. You mean candy? That falls out outta yer butt."
Aden:" you. are. real silly mom. Seriously. It's poop I'm talking
about poop."

Lmfao. He's dead serious.