Fanksgiving

Aden:" Hey mom. Do we gets da turkey from da cow? Or like a pig and
stuff?"

Me:" No Aden we get it from a turkey"

Aden looks at me with shock." Whaaaa? That's just crazy mom."

Taste buds

Aden:" Mommy. Did you know what's sits in your mouf on your tongue?
They are called TASTE BUGS."
Me:" uh huh"
Aden:" Yep! They aren't bugs actually though. They just sit there."

Old old

Aden:". Mommy is 20 old?"
Violet:" No Aden silly boy! 30 is old!!"
I'm 29.... Fml

Wii

When I realized violet created 100 Miis I asked her
" where's my mii?"
Violet:" I forget your nickname."
Me:" It's mom. Don't you forget it!"
Violet:" Actually your name is Julia. But for now plain old " mom"
will do."

Uhhhhhhhhh....

Toof fairy

Fat

Aden:" mommy. You know you're gonna turn fat real soon. It's time..."

Booty shake

Aden:"mom. It's like so weird. When women ladies walk there booty's
shake up and down up and down..."

Ants

Violet:" ants die in the water right mom?"
Aden drinking hot chocolate out of a coffee cup looking very adult
says casually...
"no they don't violet. I put ants in water once and they were
swimming."
Robbie:" they were prob drowning"
Aden:" no they were just swimmin...alive."