China

Me:" hey guys! We are in china town."
Aden:" wellllll I will have noooo idea what china people will be
saying to me... Ya got it mom?"

Prediction

Me:" Aden. Can you bring mom her medicine?"
Aden:"What are you sick or sumptin?"
Me:" Yeah bud."
He mumbles to himself while slowly walkin down the stairs...

Aden:" Yeah I like predicted that..."

Bellybutt

Aden:" can I have a cracker after dinner?"
Me:" yeah only if you have room in your belly, but I don't think you
will.."
Aden:" did you just say bellybutt?"
He starts laughing
Me:" no I said if you have room in your belly but..."
Aden:". You said bellybutt!!!!!!!! Bellybutt!!!!!"
Convo goes on for ten minutes...

Neighbor kid

Neighbor kid who is 5.....
Nk:" my brudder is such a dork."
Me:" whaaa? Hahaha! What does dork mean?"
Nk:" weeeelllll it means he's a punk head and boders me..."
Hahahahahahahahah!

cloud pee per Aden

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Rain

Aden:" Mom. When it rains is the rain actually pee-pee from the clouds? Like is the earth the cloud's toilet??"
Me:" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Marriage

Me:"Aden, can you please put my shoes in the bin?"
Aden:" Thats why I wanna get married.."
Me:" Why?"
Aden:" So I can have kids and then make them do whatever I want"

Zoo snake

Zoo trainer" This is a snake skull. Does anyone know what comes out
of the fangs that can kill it's victim? ...... No one? It begins
with a V...."

Violet" ooo I know!!! I know!!!! VANDALISM!!!!!!"

Stripper

Violet:"When I get older I'm just gonna take off my shirt and dance
around. Like when I'm 16"
Omg. Omg.

School rules

One rule of the school is he respectful..Aden asked me this very very
seriously.

Aden:" mom. So like some kids say being respectivcal means being
mean. I also heard it means be listenin. So which one is it? Do I
listen and be mean?"

Sent from my iPhone

K

Aden:" Violet I met my new teacher today! You don't know her. Her
name is Miss Taggart."
Violet saying this while winking at me:" Yeah I do Aden. She teaches
the "special" class where the kids ride in wheelchairs. Have fun in
THAT class."

Sent from my iPhone

At the Park

Aden" Violet just let mommy push you cause you are going way to slow and stuff"
Violet yells" NO WAY!  Mom already DESTROYED ME AT SWINGING FOR LIFE! she pushed me WAYYYY TO HIGH ONCE!"
Aden sorta whispers..."oh my god...."