Bavin suits

Aden:" mom I can even believe it! This kid is so nanoyin. She has
half a bavin suit on and I can see parts of her booty. Yuck. And her
mom don't speak English so she's jest laughing. But I have no idea
why!"

The kid was like a 10 month old at the spray park.

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Death according to Aden

Aden: " Mom. What happens when people die?"
Me:" I don't know really cause I never died...What do you think Aden?"
Aden:" Well I fink that people die and their inside soul goes out of their dead body and floats into udder peoples bodies and they can turn colors like blue or orange while they are in there. They can then either take over that body or that person can take some of their soul."

In the Car

Violet:"Aden.  Don't you dream about the sky!"

Aden:" No Violet.(shaking his head)  I only dream about Super Heros fighting for freedom....."

Violet:" Oh...."

I can do whatever I want

Cleaning the room
Aden:" mom! Why are you putting all my toys like that!"
Me:" because Aden. Mommy can do whatever she wants cause I'm a mommy."
Aden:" so are you gonna go out and hit people now? Come on mom..."

Lol

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Grown up

Aden:" mom. Don't you have being a grown up? It's not fun right?"
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Contact booty

Aden on the couch saying

" I decided I'm gonna contact my butt to destroy my pee pee"

Me:" Aden you need your pee pee"
Aden:" ok then I'll contact my butt to contact my pee pee and they
will destroy the world"

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Chocolate poop

Aden on the couch while I'm trying to get work done...After a few minutes I realize he's saying

" I want to put chocolate in my booty like chocolate poopyness"

Katy Perry song "if we ever meet again"

Aden singing to this song
"I'll never be the gay... If we ever meet again"

Supposed to say "I'll never be the same, if we ever meet again"
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Birthday

Me:"Aden and Violet. We are gonna BBQ and have cake and ice cream and
sing happy birthday to Violet."
Aden:" awwww man! Everytime you make me sing happy berfday it's like
disterving to me."

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Violet and recording music

Violet:" Mom. I want to record tonight. I want to record "my
milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" song."
Me:" ummm ok. "
Violet:" I want to change the words to "my milkshake brings all the
boys to the........ BRIDGE!!! Or GARAGE!!!!! Well fix that song real
good!"

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Steamed Broccoli

Violet:" oh so you put broccoli on my plate.... I'm not eating it."
Me:"Yes. You are. Don't you know what broccoli does for you and your
body?"
Violet:" No I'll tell ya what it does! It burns your mouth!"

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Old age per Miss Violet

Violet:" Mommy. How old are you?"
Me:" Well I'm 29"
Violet:" Holy Guacamole!!!! That's olllldddd!!!!!!"
Violet:" How old is Robbie?"
Me:" 32 I think"
Violet:" Whoooooah! I thought you were old but that's super duper old!"

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Love note to grandma pt 2

The love note within...

Love note to grandma pt 1

Envelope

Learn to Speak Atlantic City

Violet:" MOM!!!  Do you know what DOO DOO means in Atlantic City language?"
Me:" Uhhhhhh.   No?"
Violet:" It's like slang for Poop."

Gothic Violet

Violet throwing a fit after being told no ice cream...

Violet:" alls I'm having is destruction. You know what that means!!!!
Destruction is ruining my whole day"

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